Thursday 28 December 2006

Brundlesheep

Be mild… be vaguely mild!

“Have you ever heard of sheep politics? Neither have I.
Sheep… don’t have politics. They’re very docile. No passion, no promises. We can’t believe in sheep… I’d like to become... the first sheep politician. You see, I’d like to, um... but... I’m meek, uh…

“I’m counting... I’m counting… I- I’m a sheep... who dreamt he was a man... and was gentle. But now the dream is over... and the lamb is awake.

“I’m saying... bah-h-h. I’ll bore you if you stay.”

(What the flock? Apologies to Langelaan, Pogue, Cronenberg, and Goldblum)

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