Wednesday, 17 May 2023

Eternals

Oscar-winner ChloĆ© Zhao’s condensed epic brightens the possible future of superhero cinema with splendid narrative style while it crams the scope of what previous Marvel movies did in their first decade, and a franchised scale of ‘DC extended universe’ from Man Of Steel (2013) to Justice League (2017) into a single feature layered with mega-structural plot-arcs, and flashback episodes that span millennia of the Earth’s history. In essence, ETERNALS (2021) is the greatest story in the MCU. Its imaginative cosmology is a blend of sci-fi with ancient myths, where android immortals protect humanity from alien monsters. Zhao had read Arthur C. Clarke’s novel 3001: A Final Odyssey (1997) which explains early views of starship ‘Domo’, like a triangular monolith approaching Earth. 


After ten superheroes finish their mission to exterminate monstrous Deviants, any collaboration slowly breaks down while they await further orders from Celestials. Now scattered around the world, their distinct identities blur with legendary fictions, especially notable for the characters of Ikaris, Gilgamesh, Phastos, Thena, and Sprite. When new Deviant mutants appear and their secret origins are revealed, the group is drawn back together for apocalyptic battles with space ‘gods’, and against each other.


Much better than expected, ETERNALS eventually reveals its artistic genius, and it’s a marked improvement on other Marvel adventures, like Black Widow or Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings (both 2021). It’s good to see gigantic space-beings presented just as they appear in bizarre comic-books, instead of a ‘realistic’ depiction like ‘Galactus’ in Tim Story’s faulty Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2005). In perhaps this movie’s definitive sequence, a dangerous Thena (formidable Angelina Jolie) proves that her ‘goddess of war’ persona cannot be defeated, or even disarmed, but she surrenders - albeit briefly, before she kills the shape-shifting humanoid ‘Kro’.


ETERNALS boasts just the right balance of timeless uncanny perspective, droll MCU franchise in-jokes, some worthy but sardonic human dramas, and plenty of SF genre thrills. With its grand ‘uni-mind’ link-up finale to demo gestalt powers, an intriguing teaser intro about Dane Whitman - alias: the Black Knight, and the greatest ever use of Pink Floyd’s classic song ‘Time’, this establishes new conceptual standards for any future super-teams to match, if they and their makers dare to try.

Thursday, 30 March 2023

Loopy tales

Much more than just another art-book, Simon Stalenhag’s TALES FROM THE LOOP delivers a compendium of illustrated fiction about mysterious technology, centred on various industrial-scale science projects at a particle accelerator hidden under the Swedish countryside.   

This fascinating mix of drawings and paintings with nostalgic anecdotes is the stuff of a childhood growing up within sci-fi dreams about big robots, and levitating vehicles, as mere backdrops to several uncanny events and family legends. An unlikely source, The Loop was adapted as eight episodes for a TV series created by Nathaniel Halpern.

Despite some thoroughly modern concerns, the melancholy spirit of genre-giant Ray Bradbury seems to haunt alternate-history dreamscapes for this competently Americanised show, its rural settings switched to Ohio, but decidedly elegiac tones of narrative maintain its lost futurism with quaintly styled 1970s era decor. 

Mark Romanek directs first episode LOOP, where time-slip discovery intros the core SF theme, while British stars Rebecca Hall and Jonathan Pryce provide a semblance of science-team rationality when the curiosity of young brothers Cole and Jakob find weird examples of experimental failures in abandoned but never forgotten hardware. Loss and grief emerge from Loop tales without much chance or expectation of happy endings. Jane Alexander heads the support cast with an increasingly matriarchal role in the extended family. 

Flashback episode ENEMIES, directed by Ti West, offers key plotline material with a misadventure on robot-monster-island, before Jodie Foster’s season finale HOME, that benefits from better and more intriguing storytelling techniques, and includes a cameo/ subgenre in-joke by cult-auteur Shane Carruth, who observes that a life-time is merely “blink of an eye” in duration for this lonely milieu of retro visions, complete with evocative music by Philip Glass.

There’s also table-top games, and Russo brothers’ movie version The Electric State (due next year), for quest adventure starring the now ubiquitous Millie Bobby Brown. 

Sunday, 25 September 2022

Long live the New Weirdo

CRIMES OF THE FUTURE harks back to director’s own 1970 experimental short but is otherwise unrelated. Instead of remake, sequel or whatever, we get full exploration of Cronenberg milieu’s bio-anarchy medley & more, to date, with grisly alternative futurism composed of notable thematic riffs, to deliver thinking-man’s surrealism: The Brood, Videodrome, The Fly, Dead Ringers, Naked Lunch, Crash, eXistenZ, plus Crony combo’s fatherly recognition of Brandon’s worthwhile genre pictures Antiviral (2012), Possessor (2020). SF subversion reigns here as neo-organ creator Saul Tenser (Viggo Mortensen, veteran of DC’s previous A Dangerous Method, Eastern Promises, A History Of Violence) wallows in modern freak-show legends of pain-free subculture where ‘sexy’ surgery is creepy theatrical performance while provocative satire unfolds with partner Caprice (Lea Seydoux). 

Legal, social, & bureaucratic problems arise from ‘New Vice’ cop & registry offices for body-horrors, when Saul attracts fan-girly stalker Timlin (Kristen Stewart), as taboo-breaking Tenser & Caprice prep their bio-tech gear for arty autopsy on murdered mutant boy. In a trans-human world without infections where illness can be easily managed by cyber sleep, weirdo sensationalism has become darkly beautiful, seemingly repulsive, yet strangely alluring. CRIMES... gets my vote as movie of the year. After this surprise return to directing Crony is also making THE SHROUDS, now in pre-prod for 2024.   

Thursday, 3 February 2022

Stranger days

Started this 25 years ago. Only just finished & edited, after waiting ages for genre franchises to catch up... so that song lyric's numbers all worked okay. 


12 Days of Sci-Fi 


On the first day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

A Doctor in a phone box.


On the second day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

And a Doctor in a phone box.


On the third day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

And the Doctor in a phone box.


On the fourth day of sci-fi

My genre gave to me... 

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the fifth day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the sixth day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the seventh day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Seven Lensmen thinking 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the eighth day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Eight Spectrum captains 

Seven Lensmen thinking 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the ninth day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Nine plans from space 

Eight Spectrum captains 

Seven Lensmen thinking 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the tenth day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

10 Sheckley victims 

Nine plans from space 

Eight Spectrum captains 

Seven Lensmen thinking 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the eleventh day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

11 STAR WARS films

10 Sheckley victims 

Nine plans from space 

Eight Spectrum captains 

Seven Lensmen thinking 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the twelfth day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

12 Monkey rebels 

11 STAR WARS films

10 Sheckley victims 

Nine plans from space 

Eight Spectrum captains 

Seven Lensmen thinking 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.

Sunday, 16 January 2022

Krrish trilogy

Weekends are good for trilogy viewing... Never been much of a Bollywood fan but Koi... Mil Gaya ('I found someone') was the launch for Rakesh Roshan's sci-fi series, so worth indulging curiosity for. KMG is typically artless fare by Indian standards. It happily mixes lowbrow humour & witless romantic songs (the entire first hour!) with special effects for CE3K-style visitors. The director's son Hrithik almost wins sympathy playing man-child Rohit (a better dancer than Forrest Gump?), before using scientist dad's computer for contacting daft aliens. Space smurf with glowing brain does psychic magic tricks for a bunch of kids, then gives Rohit superhuman powers. Blue Jadoo enables hero's quickening by sunlight (basketball “match is getting existing” says English subtitles), but ET-culty wonders won't fool brutal authorities all the time. Time to phone home, OK? 

Priyanka Chopra brightens up sequel Krrish (2006), a mostly graceless fantasy about superhero Krishna, when Rohit's grown-up son is played by Hrithik Roshan whose dad, director Rakesh, maintains generational tale's focus on family & kids playing in mythical hideaway (rural India's Smallville?) until his mid-air 'just imagine' catch of screaming skydiver Priya. Campy romance, with first song delayed for 40 minutes, is giddy prelude to Superboy-like antics. Adventure-camp boss seems like Windsor Davis' Sergeant (from TV's It Ain't Half Hot Mum) in all but 'lovely boy' catchphrase. Amusing that Krishna's glam granny Sonia is played by famous Rekha, only 20 years older than Hrithik. Krishna visits Singapore circus where he saves kids from burning tents (did I say how campy this is?). Who was that masked man? Although dismally contrived - if compared to Singer's under-valued tribute Superman Returns (also 2006), Krrish was & remains a Bollywood mainstream milestone as entry-level genre picture that succeeds probably only as live-action 'toon suitable mostly for little sprogs. Although deceits & betrayals by mad scientist Dr Arya, before Matrix-fu action, add some vaguely mature themes to its finale. If nothing else, Krrish is a vast improvement on sickly KMG. 

Chopra returns for Krrish 3 (2013) as the Hindi Lois Lane. Hrithik plays Krishna + dad Rohit, a bit like muscly Kal-El & boffin Clark Kent. Guess which saves the stricken airliner? Main super-villains are shape-shifter Kaya (Kangana Ranaut), and disabled psychic Kaal who makes evil GM hybrids – Rhino, Scorpion, Cheetah, Frogman. Yes, it blatantly rips-off X-Men movies. Horror arrives with plague in Mumbai, spread by Kaal's gang that Krrish fights on city streets while Doc Rohit makes antidotes. Blissful smiles with inspid song & dance routines diminish any aesthetic values possibly claimed by impressive visual effects, when traditions of Indian musicals undermine modern standards of subgenre cinema, but abstract ideas like Mahabharat-mutants bring welcome diversity from DC or Marvel comic-book movies. Very like Olivia Munn's sexy Psylocke in the later X-Men: Apocalypse (2016), Ranaut's appealing Kaya steals every scene she appears in. Easily the best of its genre trilogy, K3 triumphs when it exceeds expectations of showdown menace after evil Kaal's transformation into a Dr Doom / Magneto monstrosity for city-wide battle that reflects Man Of Steel (also 2013).