Sunday, 25 September 2022

Long live the New Weirdo

CRIMES OF THE FUTURE harks back to director’s own 1970 experimental short but is otherwise unrelated. Instead of remake, sequel or whatever, we get full exploration of Cronenberg milieu’s bio-anarchy medley & more, to date, with grisly alternative futurism composed of notable thematic riffs, to deliver thinking-man’s surrealism: The Brood, Videodrome, The Fly, Dead Ringers, Naked Lunch, Crash, eXistenZ, plus Crony combo’s fatherly recognition of Brandon’s worthwhile genre pictures Antiviral (2012), Possessor (2020). SF subversion reigns here as neo-organ creator Saul Tenser (Viggo Mortensen, veteran of DC’s previous A Dangerous Method, Eastern Promises, A History Of Violence) wallows in modern freak-show legends of pain-free subculture where ‘sexy’ surgery is creepy theatrical performance while provocative satire unfolds with partner Caprice (Lea Seydoux). 

Legal, social, & bureaucratic problems arise from ‘New Vice’ cop & registry offices for body-horrors, when Saul attracts fan-girly stalker Timlin (Kristen Stewart), as taboo-breaking Tenser & Caprice prep their bio-tech gear for arty autopsy on murdered mutant boy. In a trans-human world without infections where illness can be easily managed by cyber sleep, weirdo sensationalism has become darkly beautiful, seemingly repulsive, yet strangely alluring. CRIMES... gets my vote as movie of the year. After this surprise return to directing Crony is also making THE SHROUDS, now in pre-prod for 2024.   

Thursday, 3 February 2022

Stranger days

Started this 25 years ago. Only just finished & edited, after waiting ages for genre franchises to catch up... so that song lyric's numbers all worked okay. 


12 Days of Sci-Fi 


On the first day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

A Doctor in a phone box.


On the second day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

And a Doctor in a phone box.


On the third day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

And the Doctor in a phone box.


On the fourth day of sci-fi

My genre gave to me... 

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the fifth day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the sixth day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the seventh day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Seven Lensmen thinking 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the eighth day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Eight Spectrum captains 

Seven Lensmen thinking 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the ninth day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

Nine plans from space 

Eight Spectrum captains 

Seven Lensmen thinking 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the tenth day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

10 Sheckley victims 

Nine plans from space 

Eight Spectrum captains 

Seven Lensmen thinking 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the eleventh day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

11 STAR WARS films

10 Sheckley victims 

Nine plans from space 

Eight Spectrum captains 

Seven Lensmen thinking 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.


On the twelfth day of sci-fi 

My genre gave to me... 

12 Monkey rebels 

11 STAR WARS films

10 Sheckley victims 

Nine plans from space 

Eight Spectrum captains 

Seven Lensmen thinking 

Six mutants bleshing 

Five Thunderbirds

4 Fantastic friends

Three Champions 

Two STAR TREK pilots 

Another Doctor in a phone box.

Sunday, 16 January 2022

Krrish trilogy

Weekends are good for trilogy viewing... Never been much of a Bollywood fan but Koi... Mil Gaya ('I found someone') was the launch for Rakesh Roshan's sci-fi series, so worth indulging curiosity for. KMG is typically artless fare by Indian standards. It happily mixes lowbrow humour & witless romantic songs (the entire first hour!) with special effects for CE3K-style visitors. The director's son Hrithik almost wins sympathy playing man-child Rohit (a better dancer than Forrest Gump?), before using scientist dad's computer for contacting daft aliens. Space smurf with glowing brain does psychic magic tricks for a bunch of kids, then gives Rohit superhuman powers. Blue Jadoo enables hero's quickening by sunlight (basketball “match is getting existing” says English subtitles), but ET-culty wonders won't fool brutal authorities all the time. Time to phone home, OK? 

Priyanka Chopra brightens up sequel Krrish (2006), a mostly graceless fantasy about superhero Krishna, when Rohit's grown-up son is played by Hrithik Roshan whose dad, director Rakesh, maintains generational tale's focus on family & kids playing in mythical hideaway (rural India's Smallville?) until his mid-air 'just imagine' catch of screaming skydiver Priya. Campy romance, with first song delayed for 40 minutes, is giddy prelude to Superboy-like antics. Adventure-camp boss seems like Windsor Davis' Sergeant (from TV's It Ain't Half Hot Mum) in all but 'lovely boy' catchphrase. Amusing that Krishna's glam granny Sonia is played by famous Rekha, only 20 years older than Hrithik. Krishna visits Singapore circus where he saves kids from burning tents (did I say how campy this is?). Who was that masked man? Although dismally contrived - if compared to Singer's under-valued tribute Superman Returns (also 2006), Krrish was & remains a Bollywood mainstream milestone as entry-level genre picture that succeeds probably only as live-action 'toon suitable mostly for little sprogs. Although deceits & betrayals by mad scientist Dr Arya, before Matrix-fu action, add some vaguely mature themes to its finale. If nothing else, Krrish is a vast improvement on sickly KMG. 

Chopra returns for Krrish 3 (2013) as the Hindi Lois Lane. Hrithik plays Krishna + dad Rohit, a bit like muscly Kal-El & boffin Clark Kent. Guess which saves the stricken airliner? Main super-villains are shape-shifter Kaya (Kangana Ranaut), and disabled psychic Kaal who makes evil GM hybrids – Rhino, Scorpion, Cheetah, Frogman. Yes, it blatantly rips-off X-Men movies. Horror arrives with plague in Mumbai, spread by Kaal's gang that Krrish fights on city streets while Doc Rohit makes antidotes. Blissful smiles with inspid song & dance routines diminish any aesthetic values possibly claimed by impressive visual effects, when traditions of Indian musicals undermine modern standards of subgenre cinema, but abstract ideas like Mahabharat-mutants bring welcome diversity from DC or Marvel comic-book movies. Very like Olivia Munn's sexy Psylocke in the later X-Men: Apocalypse (2016), Ranaut's appealing Kaya steals every scene she appears in. Easily the best of its genre trilogy, K3 triumphs when it exceeds expectations of showdown menace after evil Kaal's transformation into a Dr Doom / Magneto monstrosity for city-wide battle that reflects Man Of Steel (also 2013).

Sunday, 9 January 2022

Hickman's heroes?

After enjoying Jonathan Hickman’s Marvels about the Fantastic 4 as a family tragedy blending into tales of cosmic wonder in Future Foundation, and chilling sci-fi horror building dreadful utopia in a Darwinian bubble with a core of Aldous Huxley riffs for an apocalyptic Avengers saga of moral panic, I bought Hickman’s early works, to see whether certain critics were right about him being as radical as a ‘new Warren Ellis’, for creating a strong brand with multi-verse comics. 

The author’s first solo outings, a political-conspiracy and murder-mystery in The Nightly News (2007), and the global alternate-history steered by Lefty time-travellers in Pax Romana (2009), are wholly different absurdist narratives. Yet both of them are live-wire testers, with minimalist graphic-design elements, wrapped around starkly illustrated fictions, emerging from post-millennial avant-garde formats, most notable in particular for using rather drab colours (many characters appear only as silhouettes), perhaps in order to emphasise this breakaway impressionistic styling from storytelling convention of typical comics - but especially those about costumed superheroes. 

Documentary styled book TransHuman (2009), has Hickman’s ideas for entertaining genre comedy illustrated by J.M. Ringuet, while it’s about rivalries between cyber and genetics in corporate-science for planning socio-political (re-)evolution. Unleashing a freaky parody of Marvel’s X-Men and Inhumans with wannabe heroes crashing various moral and ethical boundaries to compare with 'New Wave' SF taking inspiration from Aldiss’ themes of ‘hubris clobbered by nemesis’, where the super-villains are Big Money, and (of course) Human Nature, now following a downward spiral that, only retrospectively but also winningly, parodies Hickman’s later ‘Children of Tomorrow’ gig-writing for Avengers books.  

Hickman is teamed with artist Ryan Bodenheim for epic Red Mass For MARS (2010), a millennia-spanning sci-fi polemic about superheroic defence of Earth from invasion by alien hive-mind, while narration considers humanity’s journey in phases to utopia, or something quite like it. There’s no equality in eternity, but ultimate star-man Mars fights unstoppable fate to accomplish his destiny, so planetary civilisation can emerge after genuine freedom from religion is achieved. 

Throwaway futurism in The Red Wing (2011), with art by Nick Pitarra, forms a stylish backdrop for this bold time-travel mystery, of legacy in warfare where a century’s lost to enemy forces instead of territory. Dizzy narrative is punctuated by many surprising revelations and eight pages of blackout featuring one tiny image to symbolise a pilot’s risky encounter with oblivion. Hickman’s range of themes expands even when a focus upon novella-sized SF is offered. The potent design of sudden death-scenes is visually compelling and emotionally devastating.   

I haven’t read Hickman’s more recent East Of West saga but The Manhattan Projects (six volumes, 2012-6, again with Pitarra) seems like his very best weird genre work. A blistering array of ghastly nightmares by mad-science anti-heroes (bizarro versions of Einstein, Oppenheimer, Feynman, Fermi, and von Braun, dominate crazy plots), are perpetrated with transformative glee, while the nuclear messiah Daghlian was clearly influenced by Watchmen’s Dr Manhattan, and first spaceman Yuri Gagarin becomes a freshly iconic Flash Gordon/ Buck Rogers explorer with talking super-dog Laika. If nothing else, this chaotic story develops into arguably the greatest, most hilarious, SF satire - with Hickman’s brutally unrelenting consistency of purpose faultlessly etched by sublime caricatures, since Kubrick’s nuclear black-comedy classic Dr Strangelove.

Co-created with Mike Costa, Hickman’s God Is Dead (2013) is every meta-theological apocalypse gouged into a crumbling world-scape, where Greek, Egyptian, Indian, and Mexican deities face mythical competition from Norse and scientific gods for prayers. It’s a fatal saga of beliefs where atheists are sacrificed first. Who wins the grisly fights between Anubis and Quetzalcoatl, or Zeus and Thor? What happens after the failures, by desperate secular genius, to salvage the planet by spawning a Mammon incarnate? Is there any chance of salvation for humanity? In retrospect, Hickman’s final answers are obvious, but his rather whimsical approach supports plenty of blood and thunder.

In contrast to derivative TV show American Gods (2017) adapted from Neil Gaiman’s novel, this is a briskly forthright horror epic, that strives to avoid metaphors and euphemisms, with gleeful confrontations between savage forces of darkness and the human misery of giving up on ghosts. It never pretends we might have another Enlightenment in the future. There’s only the grim realisation that Holocaust never ended in WW2. In this, it’s a reminder that Ellis’ astonishing Supergod (2011) was the perfection of subgenre in comics. 

Hickman’s comics boast more than enough big SF ideas with grandly composed genre plots to match the best of his rivals, but Ellis demonstrates far greater skill at forming bold groups of well-rounded and sympathetic (if not always likeable) characters while Hickman usually makes do with (sometimes appealing) versions of heroic archetypes. It seems that Ellis positions his people to drive story-telling vehicles, while Hickman’s briskly sketched heroes merely populate his agenda-wise scenarios.