The second
part of Robert Rodriquez’s unforgettable From Dusk Till Dawn saw the diverse patrons of an infamous Mexican strip–club
under vicious attack by a horde of vampires. Starting with FEAST (2005), John Gulager’s trilogy of monster movies pays homage
to that schlock classic, as it’s also set in a bar. The bartender is played by
the director’s dad Clu (best known for Return Of The Living Dead), and Feast’s
family team-up for neo-auteur John’s debut film (prompted by winning season
three of TV series Project Greenlight)
doesn’t end there, as the filmmaker casts wife Diane Goldner in a significant
role as buxom ‘Harley Mom’.
Viewed in
hi-def (yes, I first watched this on HD-DVD!), this is a rare treat - so full of magnificently demented fun and
grotesque furies that it’s consistently entertaining. The characters have cool
or clunky monikers instead of proper names, helpfully explained by the
thumbnail–biography freeze-frames, but rendered wittily, without reducing them
all to cyphers:
Bozo (Balthazar
Getty), motivational–speaker Coach (Henry Rollins, Black Flag front-man),
disabled Hot Wheels (Josh Zuckerman), blonde – though not necessarily a bimbo –
Honey Pie (Jenny Wade), and nameless widow ‘Heroine’ (Navi Rawat, Thoughtcrimes) are among those
registering most strongly. Clearly, this is a tavern frequented by rednecks,
and yet there’s a genuine pathos that enhances the predicaments of characters
when the quartet of slime–spewing beasts (which vaguely resemble the creature
of British video hit, Split Second,
1992) arrive, wearing animal hides so they seem like cross–breeds from Critters and Aliens.
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| Navi Rawat in FEAST |
A refreshingly
subversive screenplay engages with pulp genre conventions, presenting
master–class lessons in how best to sabotage or break the rules and principles,
keeping viewers guessing with an unpredictable schedule of who/ how/ when
‘exit’ scenes. However, chaos and bedlam are tightly choreographed, edited for
maximum visual and visceral impact, ensuring this slick and sicko entertainment
has plenty of heart amidst its soulless triage of shocks, twists, and
escalating levels of spectacularly gruesome action. You know it’s something
different when throwaway lines such as “The monster’s cock is stuck in the
door!” are both riotously funny and queasily unsettling in the self-same moment.
Goldner
returns as Harley Mom’s twin sister, vengeful Biker Queen, in FEAST II: SLOPPY SECONDS, leading her
gang of lesbians into ‘Small
Town’ rumbles, aided by
surviving crusty Bartender, on the trail of a suspected killer, increasing the
scale of its predecessor’s thrills into a more ambitious milieu, but with no
loss of production values or innovative quality. Again, we have the sub-textual
notion of walls being torn down leaving no safe place to hide from the
monsters, whose origins remain unknown. With the whole town under attack,
used–car salesmen, the boss’ adulterous wife, and (wait for it!) a tag–team of
midget Mexican wrestlers (also handy locksmiths) join the first movie’s walking
wounded, and even the most bizarre characters or weird cameo roles (including
the walk-on-and-die batch of new heroes) have a well–rounded appeal.
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| Monsters attack in FEAST 2 |
Feast II becomes a
recognisable fusion of Larry Cohen’s extraordinary character studies with Rob
Zombie’s trademark gross: despite outrageous imagery, the stories are focused
entirely upon the interactions and development of appealingly–flawed
characters, enduring gratuitous and often misogynistic violence, with
relentless sleaze and splatter in soiled settings. From puke–fest to ‘alien’
autopsy, where vomit–worthy biology is reminiscent of Peter Jackson’s Bad Taste (1987), this is indie horror
at its finest, eschewing all the moral sensitivities of Hollywood’s feel–good sentimentality. A stray
cat is abused and impregnated. The crying baby (third–generation Gulager, of
course!) is bait for rescue heroics, but then discarded as a quick breakfast
for hungry monsters. While a rooftop catapult–building montage plays out, the
wrestlers’ granny rots away to a sack of slush left in the corner.
You’ll flinch,
laugh, and weep at vicious black comedy, and astonishingly surreal pandemonium,
which takes no prisoners. Blood pools across the screen to drown scurrying ants
and blot out a blue–sky view, as the end credits roll. We are in hell. Closing act,
FEAST III: THE HAPPY FINISH is
anything but a safe–and–sound conclusion. The Bartender and Biker Queen are
back on Armageddon’s chopping block with infamous baby–killer, ex–philanderer
Greg (Tom Gulager), now joined by ‘psychic’ Prophet (warding off ‘demons’ with
his squawky hearing–aid), and various superhero types rewarded for their
bravery only by quick/ horrible, purely arbitrary displacements from allotted
guest-spots, whether by ambush or accident.
Hybrid mutants
arise and ferocious assault splits the city–bound survivors into seemingly
random team–ups; one grouping stalked through storm drains by puke–infected
sewer–zombies, while the others are even less fortunate. Biker Queen’s
favourite hammer–girl is butchered in quite horrendous fashion. A strobe–lit
frenzy of battle in a cavernous basement evokes the snapshot visual style of
comic–book frames. Howling mad, we are stuck in hell and without a map. Any
fans of Rodriquez’s Planet Terror
will enjoy these delightfully absurd, fervently stomach–churning movies.
These 3 reviews first appeared in my 'Blood Spectrum' column for BLACK STATIC #10 (April 2009). That issue of the magazine also had coverage of other horrors:
Mutant Chronicles
Max Payne
Saw
Saw II
Saw V
Scar
Blindness
The Children
Hansel & Gretel
Fingerprints
Boogeyman
Boogeyman 3
Mirrors
Watch Me When I Kill
Babysitter Wanted
They Wait
Red Sands
Vacancy 2: The First Cut
Borderland
Manhunt
Anamorph
Undead Or Alive
